I’m a Mac, I’m a Windows and We’re Linux

Well, seeing the new Mitchell and Webb “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” adverts I thought that I’d have a go myself.

Mac: I’m a Mac

Windows: I’m a Windows

Linux: And We’re Linux!

Mac: I’m a bit tubby around the waist but I can get away with it because all of the machines I run on are expensive and have some muscle behind them.

Windows: I’m very fat; I can’t run, I sometimes even find it hard to walk. I’m designed to run on all kinds of machines, but I just can’t do too much. When I get a cold virus I’m really bad, my immune system just can’t cope.

Linux: We’re all kinds of shapes and sizes. You’ll find the right one of us for you and your machine. Make it as fast as lightening or fully featured; just pick the one looks the best to you.

Well don’t blame me that it turned out crap!

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One Response to I’m a Mac, I’m a Windows and We’re Linux

  1. lgbsneak says:

    I don’t think that would make it to be a commercial, but it’s interesting to think about.

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